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[–] tdawg 52 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Am I the only one who stopped thinking about 9/11 years ago?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Now that you've stopped thinking for roughly 10 months: Would you recommend it?

[–] Passerby6497 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not sure yet, I have no thoughts on the matter.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'll tell your wife you said hello

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If only they'd said "what did II miss?"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] camr_on 6 points 2 weeks ago

Three hits, one miss

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Crows can fly at 500m

There is only one building in New York a crow would fly against.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why is that building flying? And what's more, why is it competing with the crow?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The building isn't flying... it's falling, with style.

Never forget. 🇺🇸

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

There's no hard ceiling for crows' flight until about 24,000 feet, which is based on oxygen content in the air.

They can easily fly over any building in any city in the world.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago

The dates 💀

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

And coment on 11th September too, can't be a coincidence

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Who cares about a fake convo between "transit-f*g" and "can-i-explode-now"? Phony AF.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Remember, all memes are totally real and no one ever fabricated shit on the internet

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] whostosay 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I really don't think we need the cops for this one.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

I don't really see a problem, there are very few acorns on aircraft.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 2 points 2 weeks ago

Is a joke in yo town.

[–] Sam_Bass 2 points 2 weeks ago

missed about 23 years so far