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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (16 children)

The last D in DRSABCD now stands for deadly bleeding apparently. Might be time for a refresher if you remember it differently.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Last I remember it was DRABCD, so I guess I need a refresher.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Hump day! Half there and then it's the weekend again.

Must start food planning. There will be herring involved so far on my list.

Actually hoping there might be some sun this weekend, it's always nice to wake up to a bright sunny day given that I felt like I haven't seen too many of them lately I feel.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Anyone else wake up with random Simpson quotes in their head on the regular? Todays the Love-Matic Grandpa.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That's a good one to wake up with! Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Went to sleep to the sounds of my neighbour’s barking dog and it was my alarm clock this morning. I’m over hearing it. The barking has happened during the day for a little while but this week it’s extended into sleep hours. It also sets off other dogs in the area, creating a bark fest.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Do I vaginamite or penis butter my toast?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you choose either of those options you will have to class your toaster as a sex toy. Which means you are required to store it modestly in a cupboard, so that it is not exposed to the gaze of innocents. Storing the toaster in the cupboard will lead to vilification and the loss of respect of people in the DT. So you need to ask yourself, is it really worth choosing either? Maybe go for a nice, safe, non-contentious honey.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I can confirm the naughty box is placed in my cupboard with a toaster cosy to hide the dirty little shame.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you end up going with one of each?!

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (9 children)

I still can't believe they knocked down the entire bloody building near Southern Cross on Collins next to KFC

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I downloaded Pokemon sleep a few days ago and it's interesting that it only registers my "sleep" when I've gone into a slumber and not when I started to doze. So even though I turned it on at like 1am, it says I went to sleep at like 3:30.

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