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[–] finitebanjo 45 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I like to use a higher ratio of brown sugar and butter, and anybody who wants to take my soft chewy cookies from me can fight me.

[–] themeatbridge 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was going to say, the butter one looks correct to me.

[–] ownsauce 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And the sugar one looks like a Subway cookie

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Otis Spunkmeyer is the brand. We use the same cookies at my job. The secret is to let them sit for about 20-30 minutes after pulling the dough from the freezer(it's pre-shaped discs), and only bake them for 10-12 minutes at 350 fahrenheit instead of the recommended 15-16.

EDIT: And to anyone who loves those mini chocolate chip cookies some bakeries carry, Hope's Country Fresh Cookies. Same thing, let 'em thaw a little and underbake for a soft, chewy cookie.

EDIT: EDIT: Sorry, I'm bored as fuck at work, and realized I can share another trade secret. Got some of these cookies getting near sell-by? They've firmed up. Get yourself a jar of buttercreme icing, and an icing bag. Load the bag up, cut a decent sized point out of the tip, and make sandwich cookies. Fuckin' bomb, buttercreme works best as the filling.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

The America Test Kitchen agrees with you.

Their book goes into extensive detail as to why better and dark brown sugar are important to the recipe.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I found that out the hard way, trying to make a cookie the size of a brown dwarf star. I shook the flour bag a little too vigorously and, uh-oh spagettification-o's.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fact: the word for "dough" in Portuguese is "massa" and the word for "mass" in Portuguese is also "massa"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Not a fact: This is why black holes in Portuguese are called doughnut holes.

[–] ChicoSuave 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Instead of chocolate chips, I added raisins and now no one wants my black hole.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Title of your sex tape?

[–] MutilationWave 2 points 2 months ago

You should be brought before the Hague.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

everything reminds me of that one meme

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

#accidentalblackhole #whoopsiedaisyiendedalllifeonearth

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

That one in the bottom right looks a bit dense for me.