"if you can't stand feel free to stand" hey thanks guy why didn't I think of that
this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2024
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Just do what Professor Xavier does, use that big ol' noggin of yers to levimitate yerself so's it looks what like year walkins!
You jest, but I honestly always wondered about that... does Xavier only have telepathy and no telekinetic abilities at all? I feel like he should be flying around all Magneto-style (in an upright position, rather than planking like Supes)
Equally stupid either way round.
They invite me to stand in front of their car. That means I get to block traffic without repercussion, and they'll be charged with assault if they try to stop me.
I mean, assaulting people you don't agree with is kind of the military's thing.
And a big part of Ram drivers' culture.
Owning a Stellantis product probably would eventually make me want to commit random acts of violence as well.
If you've seen the car's back you have its licence plate. You can take a photo of it and record the interaction.
New York has the plates on the front as well.
If your action of standing in front of their car can be construed as a protest, they are legally permitted to run you down, per some fuckwit judge.
The funny part about this is it legally shows a mens rea of intent to harm. So if your argument for running down protesters is you were in fear of your life, this sticker completely destroys it and gets you put away.
I really doubt it.
Depends entirely on the driver's pantone number
Watch out, we've got a badass over here!
Probably one that bitches constantly about taxes being "too damn high!" like a real man of culture.
Meanwhile $23,288 delinquent on his child support payments.
Drives a Ram and probably put a bunch of those I Did That Biden stickers on gas pumps
But doesn’t actually pay any taxes himself. He ends up net positive after taking the standard deduction, child tax credit, and earned income credit, which is funded by the taxes he hates so much.
The metre flows better that way.
If you can't stand,
Feel free to stand
Behind our troops;
In front of my ram.
In Flanders field, this blowhard blows,
If you read it with notes (tonally?)
You’re probably hearing it exactly how I am.
$20 says this guy has never been a soldier, doesn’t qualify to be a soldier, and is disliked by most soldiers. I know I dislike him already.
Definitely failed the ASVAB
poetry to my eyes
Why are so many NoSafetySmokingFirst's found on the backs of oversized pickup trucks?
Car size is proportional to car owner's stupidity. The dumber you are, the fancier the idea of mindless communication on the road is for you. And stupid people want their message to be the biggest around, but you can't do that while writing normally, so, you get what you get.
At least that's my theory.
I think it is more that the appeal of forms of communication where you can exclaim things without having to worry about pesky things like responses increases the dumber the things you want to say are.
They can't read... the signs pointed to yes and they put it on
So he wants to kill Trump?
He certainly seems the type
So this guy intends to run over the orange turd, since the orange turd also hates troops and veterans
Lick boots with me daddy
Love the garbage decal job, too. Couldn't be bothered to get out the level, Mr. Gravy Seal?
Instructions unclear: I'm a troop who sat down and got rammed by this ram. Now I can no longer stand and got rammed again.
"[P]atriotism is a word; and one that generally comes to mean either my country, right or wrong, which is infamous, or my country is always right, which is imbecile." - Patrick O'Brien
why is the P in patriotism have a []? did patrick obrien originally say atriotism?
It denotes a change in capitalization from the original.
No, the full quote starts off with "But you know as well as I, patriotism..." and I feel the preface dulls the impact of the statement.
But if you want the full meaning then you should read all of the books over and over again. At least that's what worked for me.
That's some radical ablism
Crazy how much this guy loves Biden's foreign policy.
Do all ram owners listen to "ram ranch"?
So he calls his junk his Ram and stands behind troops?
Fool me can't get fooled again.
[Ram] [place that heals the disabled] [our troops]