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[–] LordWiggle 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I prefer to say "aww. Aren't you a bit old to believe in imaginary friends and faieytales? I mean, I liked Harry Potter but I don't believe something is real when I read a book about it. And Harry Potter even has seven books."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good point. I will say that religion taught me the most practical skill. I will never believe in anything, ever. I know better.

[–] LordWiggle 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You believe you know better. We all believe in something. Some believe in facts, some believe in fiction.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

No. I don't "believe" a gorram thing. I refuse.

I have a grade on how likely my knowledge is solid and nothing more. I don't need to believe in anything. You're a sucker. Get over it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

And that is how you end a joke.

[–] arin 1 points 2 months ago
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