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[–] NineMileTower 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Did Tolkien write this?

Reply: Yes, your broscovian dignifier needs to be complanded into your tertuary account and then transfered to your strawman account to be used as negotiable instrument against the Necromancers with aid from Usidore the Blue, master of magical delights.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Tolkien was a linguist and knew how to make a language, I don't know if the poster in the picture fluently speaks... anything.

[–] SpaceNoodle 18 points 2 months ago

Oh, it's replevin? You're fucked, dude.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Looking forward to the court educating this person that their authority is actually higher in this matter.

[–] dogsnest 7 points 2 months ago

The genius is asking for advice.

I think we're no longer allowed to offer the advice they need...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

PSYCHE! It was my STRAWMAN all along!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

which is actually higher than the court’s authority

Yeah…. Good luck with that.