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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/political_weirdos
 

Laura Loomer (with the face) getting that old wrinkly orange mushroom

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[–] [email protected] 134 points 2 months ago (6 children)

How about calling out her fascist beliefs instead of this ew her face misogynist shit, goddamn

cant believe it took me as long to notice I was on .world πŸ™„

[–] SwordInStone 55 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

~~Sir~~ Lady, you are from ml

[–] barsquid 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Right? They should have noticed instantly.

  1. Post is critical of Donald without a bothsider poster urging everyone to vote third party.

  2. Nobody praising state capitalism in the comments.

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[–] MapleEngineer 34 points 2 months ago (7 children)

I don't think anyone is commenting on her face. They're commenting on what she chose to do to her face.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I agree with the first bit.

Having just moved off ml myself, getting tired of being called something I wasn't, I find your second sentence disappointing and unsurprising in equal measure.

Do better. Be better.

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[–] disgrunty 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ew, two ugly people both inside and out.

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[–] swag_money 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i know right? criticize what's under their control; don't criticize the body they are born with it's just bullying at that point.
that being said let's fuckin behead these fascist cunts

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Yeah that's all well and good, but that's 100% not the face she was born with. She chose that.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Because that is how you get his followers. They like her because of the fascist beliefs. Attack her looks and you actually hurt them.

[–] MisterMoo 122 points 2 months ago (7 children)

The really shocking thing is Loomer is only 31.

[–] [email protected] 101 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hate will age you like a mother fucker.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago

Came here to post exactly this…I just learned that she was born in 1993 and it blew my fucking mind. Thought she was easily 15+ years older.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago

She is 31?!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

Wait what the fuck I'm in my late 30s and she looks 15 years older than me.

[–] ladicius 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Compare that to Kamala Harris' sister who is over 50 and looking much younger than old shit stains new toy.

[–] idiomaddict 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is a posed and (normally) edited photo vs a candid one, but holy shit. She’s 57

[–] ladicius 14 points 2 months ago

Yep, that's what I'm talking about. There's this video with both sisters, and you wouldn't estimate the woman next to Kamala Harris to be older than 30.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly9UkxW7Fd8

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

FYI, somewhere between Tiffany (30) and Eric (40).

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[–] [email protected] 105 points 2 months ago (4 children)

As much as I'm assured that Melania's a bad person, I always find her the most relatable person in these stories. Florida is indeed a swamp.

[–] barsquid 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Much of it is literally a swamp, and everywhere else is just as hot and humid. I guess the beaches could be nice if they weren't overrun by racist dimwits waving flags for Donald.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's why DeSantis' plan to open golf courses and hotels in the state parks makes no sense to me. That just sounds like I'll be the main course at an all-you-can-eat mosquito buffet.

[–] barsquid 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Of course they'll hose down the entire area with pesticides. Golfing is always worth any amount of ecological disaster, these are the world's most important people.

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[–] Duamerthrax 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nope. She's just as bad as the rest of them.

[–] jj4211 10 points 2 months ago

While not good, I would say she seems to know better how to act in public to not seem quite so deranged compared to other people in his orbit.

Only the weirdest of the weird are close with him now, and Melania isn't so "weird".

[–] Wizard_Pope 20 points 2 months ago

I mean considering how Slovenia is compared to Florida I do agree conpletely that Florida is a fucking hellhole.

[–] Nuke_the_whales 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Melanie just wants to stay in Manhattan where she can shop all day and spend time with Raul the Yoga instructor, while Donny is in the swamp, playing golf

[–] GraniteM 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I never identified more closely with anyone in Trump world than when Melania was said to be pissed off that she was expected to be in charge of decorating the White House for Christmas.

I mean, I like putting up a bunch of decorations for a holiday, but the idea of being expected to put them up? Oh fuck that.

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Laura Loomer, the most normal zionist.

There's a video of her trying to hook up with a neonazi in a bar.

One of her pickup lines involves a gas chamber. The rest revolved around race science. She is jewish.

[–] barsquid 61 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's funny but I doubt he would. She doesn't look similar enough to Ivanka.

[–] _stranger_ 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

His eyesight is probably terrible, but of course he's too vain for glasses. Hell, he might just be assuming she is his wife.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Everyone at Magalardo (sp?) looks like this

[–] Thicc_Jamez 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Have I been spelling mega-lard-ass wrong this whole time?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

No, you have it correct πŸ‘

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is his storm front from the boys thing isn't it

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[–] njm1314 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He's fucking the monster face lady?

[–] MapleEngineer 11 points 2 months ago

Lara Trump? Kimberly Guilfoyle?

You have to be more specific.

[–] cuerdo 22 points 2 months ago

I see a lot of gender reaffirming surgery in the "stick to what you are" camp

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is this supposed to make us feel bad for the woman who decided that marrying Trump was the best course of action?

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[–] Jimmyeatsausage 9 points 2 months ago

No, I'm sure she's still "being best"

[–] morphballganon 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I take it the OP in the image meant Laura downgraded, not Donald, but I'd have to know who Laura was with before to be sure. Was that Gavin Newsom's ex?

[–] ThePowerOfGeek 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, that was Kimberly Guilfoyle.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (4 children)

The dude from Silicon Valley?

[–] SpaceNoodle 12 points 2 months ago

Please do not refer to me

[–] feedum_sneedson 12 points 2 months ago

I miss having hair.

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[–] Diplomjodler3 11 points 2 months ago

I think they deserve each other.

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