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A white beluga whale named “Hvaldimir,” first spotted in Norway not far from Russian waters with a harness that ignited rumors he may be a Moscow spy, has been found dead.

The Norwegian public broadcaster NRK reported that the whale carcass was found floating at the Risavika Bay in southern Norway Saturday by a father and son who were fishing.

The beluga, named by combining the Norwegian word for whale — hval — and Russian President Putin’s first name Vladimir, was lifted out of the water with a crane and taken to a nearby harbor where experts will examine it.

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The 4.2-meter (14-foot) long and 1,225-kilogram (2,700-pound) whale was first spotted by fishermen near the northern island of Ingøya, not far from the Arctic city of Hammerfest, in April 2019 wearing a harness and what appeared to be a mount for a small camera and a buckle marked with text “Equipment St. Petersburg”.

That sparked allegations that the beluga was “a spy whale.” Experts said the Russian navy is known to have trained whales for military purposes.

Over the years, the beluga was seen in several Norwegian coastal towns and it quickly became clear that he was very tame and enjoyed playing with people, NRK said.

NGO Marine Mind said on its site that Hvaldimir was very interested in people and responded to hand signals.

“Based on these observations, it appeared as if Hvaldimir arrived in Norway by crossing over from Russian waters, where it is presumed he was held in captivity,” it said.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Poor thing fell out a window.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Defenestration, a whale's Achilles Heel.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

A porthole, more likely

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Well, my day is ruined.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I hope it was natural causes.

[–] grue 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Inb4 the .ml bots arrive with accusations of American hit-dolphins or literal-seal team six or something.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Or Ukrainian harpoonists.

[–] jaybone 6 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, and not due to a bunch of shitty spy equipment strapped to it. Poor guy.

[–] Thcdenton 4 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Wladimir, noooooo!