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Report: General Booty to be named starting QB at Louisiana-Monroe (www.on3.com)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] RattlerSix 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

His parents really went with General Booty instead of Major Booty? Really?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He was promoted.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Yeah. His parents went with Private Booty. He earned his position

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

Admiral Ass inconsolable

[–] Lost_My_Mind 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

General booty! salute

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Salooty!

[–] cybervseas 7 points 3 months ago

"That's Louisiana's Ass."

[–] FireWire400 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if they're related to Matt Booty

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Wait, you know Matt?