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this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2024
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If I had to, I wouldn't even know how to start eating that.
One short on the steak n shake's 7x7. Young me would eat once of those a every payday with my coworkers.
Yep. You can still order these at Steak & Shake, but they aren't on the menu. My friends and I used to get these on a crazy whim, up until my buddy's first heart attack at 17 years old. They're almost inedible. It's kind of like eating a slab of cheesy beef casserole, bigger than your face.
Hamburger music starts playing
Good jaaaaab good jaaaaaab
In America you can! They let you! FREEDUMB!
Finally, a decent amount of food
Plastic cheese, cow antibiotics, somehow a bit too sweet bread for some reason, and a suspiciously low price (like 3 moneys).
Also it's hard to taste anything more subtile past the overwhelming fat, salt, & sugar.
What Im saying is I'll only order one.
Donald Trump
Am I the only one that immediately thought of the Japanese Windows 7 Whopper?
https://www.mashed.com/637143/burger-king-japans-windows-7-whopper-was-almost-impossible-to-eat/
indigestion
Needs bacon and a fried egg.
I see the embodiment of a group of people that "like" freedom.
M__M___M_______________________________
First: Yuck
Second: How would I eat that? No.
A painful death
Left Main recoils in fright
There should be two more buns so that thereβs three double cheeseburgers.
Where are the spices?
ECG
The pain that would come after eating that followed by a fantastic nap
That would definitely give me hiccups
Nothing came to mind but my hand sympathetically grasped at my heart the moment I saw it. If I had pearls, they'd be clutched!
Diarrhea
Heart palpitations
Hulk Smash!
I know I could do it, but I also know that that burger is going to sit in my stomach like a 10 lb fucking weight for the next 5 days.
No fucking way would I eat that