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[–] [email protected] 190 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Varven 50 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Nahh dude has a bigger years of service then steam's age

[–] [email protected] 87 points 5 months ago (2 children)

This screenshot is from 100 years in the future.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Mind asking your future connection to fire up Stanley Parable for me?

Let's see what fuckery they baked in.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Some day...

[–] JPSound 11 points 5 months ago

They'll fire it up mere moments before you finally get the Go Oustide achievement.

[–] Iheartcheese 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

WHY DIDN'T THIS FUCKER WARN US ABOUT 9/11

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

25 years ago, 9/11 wasn't a big deal.

[–] Iheartcheese 13 points 5 months ago

WHY DIDN'T THIS FUCKER REMIND US ABOUT 9/11

[–] Heggico 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

If you look very closely, you can see its Photoshop!

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[–] [email protected] 101 points 5 months ago

Another example of a company making clear that we don't truly own the games we play on their platform.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The solution is GOG (their business model).

You get the individual keys, no DRM.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

A couple of years ago my gog exceeded my steam library. Pretty good considering I have around 500 on steam.

.... But wait till you find out how many of those I've actually played... 🙃😓😢

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

And to how many already played games you return to bcs not enough energy to start a brand new game (especially with rich/complex lore).

Yeah.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah my kids basically took over my steam account already on the family gaming computer. Alas.

[–] gibmiser 83 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Your gaming alias now is a generational family name. All hail the House of Sparkles.

[–] capt_wolf 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I look forward to the day when I pass my screen name on to my son...

[–] not_that_guy05 9 points 5 months ago

I don't think I wanna give them mine....

Failedaborzzzzzzznn and missedperi0d

[–] wonderfulvoltaire 54 points 5 months ago (15 children)

The family sharing works okay but the old school way is good too.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (6 children)

I think they might start getting suspicious when the account age is double the average human lifespan and is still in use.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 5 months ago (8 children)

Not true as I've often been born on January 1st in the early 1900's.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I was referring more to the "Years of Service" badge you can find on your Steam profile, whose count begins when your account was created. It shows on the page when you look at the badge itself. Mine shows it was created on August 4, 2006.

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[–] The_v 9 points 5 months ago

Hey me too, birthday buddy.

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[–] Arbiter 18 points 5 months ago

Assuming valve still exists at that point.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

but by that point, whoever the inheritors of the account were have probably been paying money and adding new games to it for decades. why would valve destroy their relationship with that customer just because they might still technically have access to some hundred year old games that either don't even run on modern systems, or might even be public domain by that point?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Nah, because while it would be very easy to implement something like that, it would require specifically doing it. Programmers have 3 reasons for writing code

It's cool. It's necessary. I was told to do it in exchange for money

(And the secret fourth reason, it just kinda happened. I was building this related thing and I realized it'd be stupid easy to toss it in...I was in a fugue state and I have no idea what I wrote, but it's some of my best code ever)

Devs don't generally care about this kind of thing, and most of the time neither do the business folk. This kind of unnecessary crackdown only comes up when consultants like McKinney, who I've recently learned are the reason everything sucks

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[–] Varven 23 points 5 months ago (2 children)

In Australia we don't have family sharing for some stupid reason

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I dunno if it's "family sharing" or some other thing, but I can play games from my sister's library through some means that I set up a couple of years ago.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That won't work for long. With the way things are going, we may get expiring accounts after 100 years from your date of birth you registered with.

[–] Evotech 99 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's not gonna stick, steam can't remember birthdays. And I'm pretty sure everyone told it multiple times we were born January 1 1901

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (5 children)

I would trust steam wouldn't do it but epic and Microsoft will

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

1901-01-01?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I think they said you can't transfer the license between accounts, but they never said anything about turning over the account

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Transferring your account to another person is against the TOS of most services.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I think the TOS include that you are not allow to tell your login credentials to anyone?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Good luck to anyone trying to enforce that lol

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago

Your children can inherit your GOG library. Buy DRM free!

Or just pirate lmao

[–] paddirn 24 points 5 months ago

That’s how we’re still using my Dad’s account, it’s mostly used by my brother, but shared with the other gamers in the family

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

This policy is literally against the law in the EU... Wait... double checks notes In the.. US? huh... normally it's the European Union protecting us from big tech bullshit

[–] Squiddly 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I got three kids, I wrote down my steam login in all their baby books page 1.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I hope the password is kid friendly

[–] Squiddly 15 points 5 months ago

Bignutsforchicks9000

[–] qooqie 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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