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I distinctly remember saying, "Beef".

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

This is the receipt Elon showed the flight stewardess when he asked her for a massage.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Looks like what you received is Greater Than Horse.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

They just describe all the meat based on the animal's size in relation to a horse.

Chicken? < Horse Horse? = Horse Beef? > Horse

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Hungry enough to pay for food at a restaurant

[–] Vandals_handle 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ham on rye, secretions extra?

[–] corus_kt 5 points 5 months ago

Interesting combo, as most would say horse secretions are an acquired taste

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago
[–] cam_i_am 3 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Okay how in the blazes do you embed a GIF