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[–] [email protected] 155 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

I live 5 minutes from this. AMA I guess?

The Memphis pyramid was a sports arena and concert venue in the past, eventually the city built another venue that wasn't shaped stupid so it sat abandoned for a decade or so before bass pro bought it.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Are the ducks really unlimited, or is that just economically until the limits of physical reality kick in?

[–] [email protected] 85 points 5 months ago (4 children)

They have a duck accelerator inside that fuses antiducks and posiducks together as a source of unlimited power.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Do they fire them in a flying v formation?

[–] d00phy 4 points 5 months ago

Is there any other way?

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[–] spongeborgcubepants 10 points 5 months ago

That's pretty ducked up

[–] psycho_driver 6 points 5 months ago

I'm just glad it's not goose-based. That would surely open a portal to hell.

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[–] IMongoose 73 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I know you are just being silly, but to answer your question, the point of those groups (ducks unlimited, pheasants forever, whitetail whenever, turkeys tomorrow, raccoons all noons, etc) is to put money into conservation of those animals so that their populations stay great enough that they can be hunted.

So yes, the goal is for the ducks to be unlimited.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

TIL. Thanks 👍

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[–] psycho_driver 28 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

I saw Alanis Morissette there in 95'ish and the acoustics were terrible. Still a great concert though.

[–] Blue_Morpho 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's a real artist to be at the peak of popularity and play at a Bass Pro shop.

[–] RaoulDook 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It was not a Bass Pro Shop then. It was The Pyramid, concert venue / arena.

I saw Jimmy Page and Robert Plant play there in the late 90's. It was totally awesome, they played almost 3 hours of Led Zeppelin and Page/Plant songs. John Bonham's son Jason was on drums.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

I think they were joking

[–] Blue_Morpho 6 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

What about an Alanis Morrissette facts community called You Oughta Know?

Posts:

  • [YOK] Alanis is Canadamerican (Canadian & American)
  • [YOK] You Oughta Know featured RHCP members Dave Navarro and Flea
  • [YOK] The song Ironic is not ironic. Isn't that ironic?
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Yeah it was a terrible concert venue and sports arena other than being a novelty shape.

Pretty much everyone in town loves the bass pro shop and we're much happier to see it in use than abandoned like it was for so many years.

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[–] dingdongmetacarples 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is it bigger than the Luxor in Las Vegas?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The Luxor is ever so slightly bigger I believe.

[–] Spiralvortexisalie 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Luxor looks about to be 10% taller (98m vs 107m) Source

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Has anyone tried to climb on top of it?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Surprisingly no, not that I'm aware of. If they have, it hasn't made the news.

It's quite steep and smooth in person, it would be very hard to climb. Probably impossible without ropes or mission impossible suction cups.

[–] dorumon 56 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I've actually been in the pyramid itself. It's actually quite small inside compared to what you'd expect and is literally just a bass pro shop with a fish tank and a bar area with a bunch of tvs and nothing else. They do have comfortable seating though!

[–] Fredselfish 31 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Yeah me and wife went two years ago. We weren't impressed. Funny story we were early so we had to wait for the elevator to open so we could go to the viewing deck.

Well as we waited this lady and man who apparently were with a touring company showed up with like 50 people.

They had paid for the tickets and thought they get first priority and cut the line. But at these time there were already 20 of us waiting. But luckily the manager made them get in the back of the line.

The tourist lady was pissed.

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[–] Etterra 8 points 5 months ago

The Egyptian ones ate similarly sparse inside, though for VASTLY different reasons.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 34 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I wonder how it was built.

[–] [email protected] 111 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago

It’s kind of nice how everyone is in on the joke now? Like I think if you told the average person 15 years ago that a lot of history “documentaries” are racially motivated drivel you’d get a funny reaction.

I think I could show this to my (quite conservative) parents and get a good chuckle out of them now.

Granted I’m from the Middle East and the racist theories we have here have some of the roles swapped around. We don’t have 24 hour electricity but the average person genuinely believes we are the god-chosen enlightened people who are only held back by some combination of hubris, western empire, and “western empire” (this one should have a bunch of parentheses around it, several sets, I don’t want to get caught in some spam filter).

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

There is a replica of the Parthenon near Nashville as well https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parthenon_(Nashville)

Full size replica built a hundred+ years ago

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Imagine archaeologists a few thousand years from now finding this

[–] Etterra 43 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

They were a culture obsessed with hunting and fishing, which of course was unsustainable and led to mass starvation and civilization collapse.

[–] postmateDumbass 5 points 5 months ago

Wait until they find the gererator aisle.

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[–] zarathustrad 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

In a few thousand years, that Bass Pro will be long collapsed and rusted to dust, while the stone Pyramids are still standing.

[–] mynameisigglepiggle 9 points 5 months ago

Ironically it will probably be bass pro that outlives the pyramids. !RemindMe 3000 years

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

The story behind this is actually pretty wild

Here’s an hour and a half long video of a floating green hoodie explaining all of it https://youtu.be/bj-ya2MBgbM?si=ryN8HOwL1BPP87Wx

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)
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[–] lectricleopard 10 points 5 months ago

One of many shrines to our capitalist overlords and the mighty dollar.

All cultures use pyramids to show the reverence due to their gods, right?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

I was on holiday in the US and saw that thing in the distance while driving. I drove to it. And when I saw it was just a simpel store, I thought to myself: "only in the fucking USA 🦅🦅 yee-haw!!"

[–] experbia 8 points 5 months ago

clearly a landing pad for alien anglers

[–] iAvicenna 7 points 5 months ago

Archeologists a couple thousand years later Ancient Egyptians couldn't have built this highly advanced structure and transported it all the way to North America. They clearly had help from an advanced civilization.

[–] trebor8201 6 points 5 months ago

Didn't know Bass Pro had been around that long.

[–] hperrin 6 points 5 months ago

The seventh wonder of the world, for sure.

[–] Crashumbc 5 points 5 months ago

7th?

Rookie numbers

[–] Moneo 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Why is it depending on how you count?

[–] gedaliyah 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I didn't do that deep a dive but there are some skyscrapers like the Shard in London that are technically pyramids. So it depends on if you go by height and include those etc.

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[–] Snapz 4 points 5 months ago

Can't stop thinking about how your mom is the 8th largest pyramid.

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