A βWorldβs Okayest Dadβ mug.
Alternatively, a certificate for a free vasectomy.
this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2024
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Football merch in his least favorite team.
Hey that would be easy, he hates football!
Buffalo Bills it is!
Why bother at all? Just ignore him
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A fathers day card from the dollar store. Include a gift card from the same dollar store. Put no money on the gift card.
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The same tie you gave him last year.
Something nice, that he likes.
Anything else and you are definitely not trying to keep the drama at bay.
Nothing.
Put some bedbugs and fleas in his house.
I was trying to think of a way to trick him into planting bamboo in his yard, but those are good.
Bamboo? Why?
It can be highly invasive and destructive. That said, there are two types, clumpers and runners, runners are bad. Unless you're a Panda.