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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I like pissing in a toilet right after it's been cleaned with some blue stuff so I can turn it green. It's like I'm doing chemistry, but with my penis.

[–] assassinatedbyCIA 3 points 1 year ago

Wait, your not meant to do chemistry with your penis?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Weirdly, it's only ever in one toilet too

You have a debilitating condition called SRF, or schrodinger's renal failure. Treatment is using any other toilet but that one. $28,000.

If symptoms persist, I may accept payment of an old cigarette butt to send OOP to an actual doctor

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

🟣🟣 LEAN 🟣🟣

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

i can't tell if that post is irony poisoned or they genuinely talk like that

[–] assassinatedbyCIA 5 points 1 year ago

Grimace piss

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I hate it when my pee smeal

[–] bappity 3 points 1 year ago

THE PEE BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER

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