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[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And student debt, and lack of access to affordable health care, and affordable housing, and affordable childcare, and quality public transportation

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

As someone from a first world country let me tell you that you can still suck with all of those things.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

No lies detected, although I'd assume lack of those doesn't make not sucking any easier.

[–] ChocolateTeapot 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Forgot "lack of money" - that helps too!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

With enough money you can buy 99% of dreams, anyways. Look at bezos: he bought his way into being an astronaut.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

He's not a real astronaut, this cowboy hat comes right off.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 2 points 4 months ago

He couldn't buy hair, though - even Melon Husk was able to do that.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Let's not forget about my piss-poor attitude

[–] SidewaysHighways 6 points 4 months ago

But I probably would because of my piss-poor memory

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And mental health disorders

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Oh yes, musn't forget the mental health disorders. Certainly haven't done me any favors

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

me when I forget I have depression because the depression ate my memory

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Have you tried making art? I hear mental disorders are a pre-requisite to being successful at that.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

And the whole being stupid thing.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Looks around at famously successful people...

Good news, that one can be overcome.

Did you happen get the "rich parents" starting feature? It seems to be the preferred solution...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Hey they were talking about achieving my dreams, not being famously successful.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

fuck, how do I keep forgetting that one.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

and the lack of discipline. all-around lack of motivation, really

[–] SidewaysHighways 1 points 4 months ago

I'd almost call mine an absolute disdain for anything needing effort unless it's something I happen to wanna be doing at that moment.

[–] son_named_bort 4 points 4 months ago

Don't forget body odor.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

No, I've got all that in spades the real problem is that I was raised abusively in a way that actively discouraged agency which severely exacerbated my predisposition towards executive disfunction.

[–] Anticorp 3 points 4 months ago

There's also my colossal lack of motivation.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

OOC:

Ya know, take a moment to look around. Think about yourself a year ago, 5 years ago, 10 years ago. What were your biggest problems then? What are your biggest problems now?

My hope is that you have better problems now than you did back then. I also hope you are doing some things now that you only dreamed of back then. I hope you had the courage and opportunity to make the moves you used to be terrified of.

The thing with success, is that it's not the top of some mountain. It's this elusive thing that keeps you dreaming for more and more, because you don't just stop dreaming if you "attain" success.

"When you take a moment to accept things as they are, you don't need to hope anymore because you realize where you are is kind of okay."

[–] eatthecake 1 points 4 months ago

I never had dreams or goals or motivation or ambition or drive or any desire to be productive. It's society constantly telling me that I should want to get off my sofa that makes me anxious. I love my sofa and i can sit here all day so i guess i'm a success.