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[–] [email protected] 77 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Like everyone else in the western world, looking at my phone.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Have there been any video games that have done this for an idle animation?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Someone should mod this into Cyberpunk

[–] SwearingRobin 6 points 6 months ago

IIRC, the Sims sometimes check their phones in the Sims 4. Sometimes even while walking somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Going Under does this

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

This is the most accurate answer for 80% of the people on the internet.

[–] jordanlund 11 points 6 months ago

Doomscrolling.

[–] cheesorist 27 points 6 months ago

I do have one, I kinda sway/swing my hips/upperbody like this

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago

Picking at my cuticles and cracking all my joints, while staring into the middle distance.

[–] owenfromcanada 24 points 6 months ago

Stands there.

Looks around.

Picks nose.

Stands there.

Wiggles a bit.

Stands there.

Picks absently at a fingernail.

Stands there.

Chokes on air for a minute.

[–] spacemanspiffy 14 points 6 months ago

Methodically cracking all of my knuckles.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Take out a bag of seeds and begin to make a little mound of spit out seeds to show how long I've been idle

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Me too only I’d be masturbating and it would be a puddle of semen.

[–] vizzi 2 points 6 months ago
[–] Num10ck 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 2 points 6 months ago

Both are seeds never destined to be sowed.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Standing around awkwardly with my hands in my pockets, because I don't know what else to do with them.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Sleeping. Possibly borrito’d into a blanket.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Bopping to my own head tunes

Fidgeting

Stretching

Balancing on one leg in different ways

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Overthinking.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Stroking my c…

… ⬇️chin

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

The funny thing about my chin, Jules, is that it's located on my cock!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

drinking a mountain dew. well diet now. well diet doctor pepper. everythings getting expensive. sinces its a game and fantasy let me have a regular mountain dew.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Definitely lighting a cig (don't smoke kids)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Sitting at my desk, thinking about how nice it must be outside.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Doom scrolling on my phone.

[–] woop_woop 5 points 6 months ago

Bored toddler.

Slouched forward shoulders, weight on my heels, head back with a pained expression and small crying sounds.

[–] RizzRustbolt 5 points 6 months ago

Sitting down and bouncing my leg.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Sitting low on a couch, legs crossed on a stool, bouncing the top foot.

[–] Monster96 4 points 6 months ago

Confused Travolta constantly

[–] toofpic 4 points 6 months ago

Ass wriggling on a chair: it is hard for me to keep one position

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

restless leg syndrome

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

cracking my back

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

put one foot behind the other knee so I'm standing in one foot, then do squats

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Like Trolls in World of Warcraft.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I fantasise mine is probably like Trevor in GTA. You never know what you're going to get, or where, but it's going to be fun.

[–] Resol 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Holding my left elbow with my right hand. Idk why, but I always do this gesture. People keep thinking I'm some sort of shy, femboyish think, which, in a transphobic environment does lead to some weird looks.

It looks especially funny with a bright purple bucket hat, dark green oversized sweater (for Brits: jumper), black fanny pack, black leggins, and New Balance shoes. Hmm... maybe I should start wearing this in real life.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I like how you translated sweater, but not fanny pack.

You might want to look up what "fanny" means in British English! Lol

[–] Resol 2 points 6 months ago

I intentionally didn't do it to avoid potentially witnessing any swear words.

Apologies to all the Brits who came across my comment.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Flipping balisong or something

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Vaping and pulling at my beard whilst stood with an uncomfortably wide gate and shifterly looking around every several seconds.

[–] nycki 2 points 6 months ago

I have adhd and my idle stim is shifting my weight from one foot to the other. I'm like a living metronome. Drives people crazy.