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Dad Blows Through 10 Of Child’s Snack Packs In One Sitting (www.theonion.com)

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[–] Son_of_dad 48 points 5 months ago

I thought the onion was fake. Why is it posting my shameful, post smoke eating binge?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago

It is okay to get high. It is NOT OKAY to get high and eat all your baby's cereal.

--Katt Williams.

[–] tacotroubles 13 points 5 months ago

"I mean nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did. Im ashamed of myself. The first can doesn't count, then you get to second and third, fourth and fifth I think i burnt with a blowtorch, and then I just kept eatin"

[–] aeronmelon 10 points 5 months ago

I did not eat an entire stack of Lunchables while watching Stargate. No one can prove it!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Get yourself one of those cans of whipped cream and you're in for a good time.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

My kid doesn't even eat the cheese sticks anymore. I'm buying them for me now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

chuckles nervously

[–] tattletaletimes 3 points 5 months ago

the foil lined paper bags of Goldfish are no match for me