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[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago (2 children)

No, it's not something I need. It's absolutely something I want now.

[–] I_Miss_Daniel 5 points 5 months ago

Crack out the 3d printer...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Added to my Amazon wishlist. I can't believe thise has been around for 12 years and I only heard of it now.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

uuuugghhHGLBRLRLRLRLRBLRLRLRRRRRRRRrrrrr… drip - gravy cat

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Makes any meal taste like half-digested kibble!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago

Designer after receiving feedback: Would it be better if the hole is on the other end?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

does it come with a sound module for those lovely pumping/heaving sounds?

[–] spicytuna62 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget the soothing splat once it hits the floor from two meters up.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

i guess i am lucky as my cat usually is cowering on the floor when she is getting sick... makes comforting her easier too, so she doesnt immediately scurry off and spread it more than necessary

[–] spicytuna62 3 points 5 months ago

My guy gets high up and projectile vomits to inflict maximum damage lol

I'm sure it's a soothing place for him but damn, does it make a mess sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

My family had one of those in the shape or a cow, for dispensing milk.

[–] ZILtoid1991 8 points 5 months ago

I want it!!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

First off, Sonic!

Second, I found this year’s holiday gift. 😃

[–] [email protected] -3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

not to be dramatic, but if someone gifted me this, I'll smash it in their face.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

You might have anger issues.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I have one, and I insist on using it every Christmas.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Is there a goatse version?

[–] samus12345 4 points 5 months ago

Portable gargoyle.

[–] ReiRose 4 points 5 months ago

I can't find it on Amazon, but in looking I found this: Cat Butt Tissues Box

[–] Valmond 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Grandma had a smaller cow version for milk in the coffee. We all kids loved it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

My mom has/had one too

[–] Etterra 2 points 5 months ago

This is the gift that you give to the grandparent who cut you out of the will because Fox News barfed words at them.

[–] Kelo 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Monty, no!

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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[–] beebarfbadger 1 points 5 months ago