I'm a hetero cis man with stubble, but based on these categories I'd like to identify as an eepy princess if that's allowed. Right now that's my spirit animal.
If it helps my case, I have long hair and am presently burritoed in a cozy blanket.
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Same except I’m a bi cis guy. I am God’s eepiest soldier
Us right now: God, why do you give me your eepiest battles?
I'm 100% a cis guy so this doesn't apply to me. But I'd probably go for eepy princess because I'm always eepy. Or combine into the eepy tomboy because cool.
:3
50% eepy princess 50% chaos activist
Edit: and wish to be power mommy
75% eepy princess 25% chaos advocate. Basically I'm an Anarcho Syndicalist but at the same time I also have ADHD so I'm usually more focused on being eepy and cute even though I should be reading communist theory.
The conquest of bed
That and the conquest of sleeping on my school bus ride :3
ah, yes the theory of "mutual wake"
i was commuting to uni once and fell asleep, some kind soul slapped the window i had my head resting against waking me up with a start.
Chaos princess
Space marines hate me
Chaos mommy here.
Until it is done.
The Chaos must be defeated.
I am the hammer, I am the right hand of the Emperor, the instrument of His will, the gauntlet about His fist, the tip of His spear, the edge of His sword!
I wish I could be the chaos activist but my bed is soooo comfy
Be the chaos activist you want to see in the world. Days of chaos, nights of eep.
a boy XP
a cute chaotic eepy boyy mrowrr >w<
:3
Eepy Tomboy
:3
Where are the chill tomboys at? (Asking for a friend)((it’s me, I’m the friend))
Damn, having a body like any of those would be nice.
Sadly I'm tall hairy guy...
Definitely an eepy princess. I actually just woke up from my second nap lol.
extremely eepy princess
im a bit of everything
100% eepy princess rn though ive been sick for the last 2 weeks:(
Oof. :c Hope you get well soon!
Power eepy princess mommy
Chaos Activist.
All four, but since I'm eepy (and old), I just teach theory to the young Chaos Activists.
Chaos Tomboy
Eepy princess
Eepy activist
Yes
Left Column, with a Right Column in progress.
the creepy gigahon (I'm actually a creepy gigahon)
Brainwormed take + not a gigahon + love yourself.
if I wasn't a gigahon I'd get gendered female + I just can't love myself because I look like Neil from fonv
Psh, don't look for your reflection in the eyes of strangers. Friend's eyes are the best mirrors.
What happens once your age out of being a tomboy but you're too much of a disaster to be a power mommy?
I'm whatever that is? a spinster? I'm married but. Well sort of, the government forms can get fucked we're wives to everyone who knows us. A cool aunt?? I'll go with cool aunt.
Wait a second is a trans tomboy just a boyish male? Wtf?
No, a tomboy is a "boy-ish" girl, so a trans tomboy is the same.
Yes.
Yukko :D
Which one is a trans girl, a girl who turns into a boy or a boy who turns into a girl?
trans girls are people who were previously thought to be boys and figured out that they are a girl later.
Also, I'm choosing to word it differently than you did and I want to explain why. For many trans people, it's not so much a process of "turning into another gender", but more a process of "figuring out what gender you actually are". They might say that they have been a girl all along, but neither them nor people around them knew. So saying that they were a boy before (instead of saying they were thought to be a boy before) could be considered hurtful.
Yes yes, I'm sure their personal narrative is positively riveting. But I refer to what the rest of the universe sees, obviously.