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[–] MrJameGumb 49 points 5 months ago (2 children)

According to Wikipedia it takes 248 years for Pluto to orbit the sun! Sometimes it's eccentric orbit brings it closer to the sun than Neptune!

[–] 9point6 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Does that mean eventually Pluto will crash into Neptune in the absence of something else taking them out first?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago

Apparently not. There are 2 reasons for this: while Neptune's and Pluto's orbits overlap on images, they overlap in such a way they never overlap on the same 3D point in space. Ther is also gravitational resonance[2], where each planet speeds up or slows down as the other approaches

[1]https://www.astronomy.com/science/ask-astro-will-pluto-and-neptune-ever-collide/, [2]: https://www.sciencefocus.com/space/could-neptune-and-pluto-ever-collide-as-their-orbits-intersect

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"Sometimes" being around 50 years, or how much?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Job of planet: clear entire orbit.

Requirements for candidate: must have already cleared entire orbit.

Prospective planet: ...

Agent: how about you clear your orbit as an intern, first.

[–] TrickDacy 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Why so many posts about Pluto today .?

[–] edgemaster72 8 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

That's how memes be sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

According to creationist we can't know the orbit of pluto if we haven't seen it make an orbit.

[–] DannyMac 3 points 5 months ago

Pfft, our moon is bigger. You're just a big ass comet that can't even do that right to get a tail.