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[–] [email protected] 88 points 7 months ago (6 children)

To be fair, in the book the three musketeers were always Porthos, Athos, and Aramis. D'Artagnan joins the group and becomes their companion later on.

Should the book have been named the Four Musketeers? Probably. But hey, it's French.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I figure the title is meant to be interpreted as "D'Artagnan and the Three Musketeers". He's the main character and the book is about his adventures with them. What does bother me is the total lack of muskets.

[–] SpaceNoodle 26 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] dohpaz42 19 points 7 months ago

Not if you keep waving that sword around so carelessly.

Hey! Watch it! 👂

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

At least 8, if my math checks out.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

There are Muskets when they have lunch at a gate of the city they are besieging.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago

Naming it the Four Musketeers would have been a huge spoiler.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

I'm not sure where you get your information but I'm pretty sure their names are Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy. Pluto was just a dog in that movie.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

It's about D'Artagnan's journey to becoming a Musketeer, so calling it 4 Musketeers would be Spoilers! A better choice would be "The 3 Musketeers and I" which my old brain is hinting may have been the title of some film version...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Because he wasn't actually a musketeer (not until the very end anyway). He was friends with the musketeers, but was basically just a regular guy off the street. A musketeer was some kind of position in the military/royal guard or whatever. He didn't hold that position.

[–] Anticorp 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No, because D'Artagnan wasn't a member of the Musketeers.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He becomes one by the end of the book. And spends the next two books as a member.

[–] Anticorp 6 points 7 months ago

Ah, I haven't read the other two. I actually didn't even know they existed until you told me just now. But for the first book he's definitely just a friend of the Musketeers until the very end.

[–] ummthatguy 86 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Another film with a classic Tim Curry villain.

[–] negativenull 37 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] ummthatguy 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] negativenull 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] I_Fart_Glitter 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] EmpathicVagrant 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] I_Fart_Glitter 5 points 7 months ago

OMG I never knew that was Tim Curry!! He is truly the master of villainry.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] FordBeeblebrox 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The gf and I always have trouble finding a movie to watch, I think a Curry marathon while we cook curry for dinner is just the ticket.

[–] verity_kindle 5 points 7 months ago

This whole thread should be a Curry Love Fest, because he is incredible in that movie. Rebecca DeMornay and he are just chewing the scenery and enjoying a free vacation in France.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Wonderful idea! I've gotta rewatch Clue soon

[–] 65gmexl3 2 points 7 months ago

Javier bardem look alike

[–] [email protected] 71 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

D'artanian wasn't a musketeer. He just a friend of the other 3.

Also: For a group called the "musketeers" they didn't use a helluva lot of muskets in that movie.

[–] waigl 43 points 7 months ago (3 children)

There was like one scene with muskets in the book. Even then, I grew up with this material (in the form of several different movie and cartoon adaptations, and eventually the book, too), and it took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out that the name musketeer comes from the musket.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Don't be too hard on yourself. I figured it out just now.

Pas fort, Dwayne, pas fort...

[–] JustAnotherRando 5 points 7 months ago

Unrelated, but just wanted to say that I appreciate your username. Would vote for you for president.

[–] Volkditty 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ok, explain Mouseketeers, though. WTF is a mouseket?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

A mouse sized musket.

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[–] Evolushan 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I used to speech to text because I couldn't remember how to spell it and apparently the dictionary on my phone doesn't know either. 🤣

Surprised it put the apostrophe in there and didn't just give me "Dartanian."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Although it did seem like two were coked up and one was drunk.

I swear the only saving grace of that movie is Tim Curry who knows full well he's in a shit movie and decides to have fun with it anyway.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I swear the only saving grace of that movie is Tim Curry

Everythings better with a bit of Curry.

[–] teft 37 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I fixed it for you since this didn't have the real Porthos:

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] ummthatguy 18 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I told you to stop feeding him cheese, captain.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

It was missing something

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] PetteriSkaffari 14 points 7 months ago

Where are their muskets?

[–] Tevin 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] proper 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (3 children)

So disappointed it’s not available for purchase or streaming…

[–] Viking_Hippie 8 points 7 months ago

🏴‍☠️

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[–] dohpaz42 9 points 7 months ago

THERE ARE FOUR L… oh forget it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Star trek got this from 1984

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