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[–] db2 73 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is how TLOU starts in real life.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] db2 31 points 7 months ago (3 children)

An otherwise healthy person can take care of a candida problem by eating a tbsp of coconut oil a day for a week, fyi. It'll cause a big die off of the infection so you'll feel like shit for a couple days while the dead yeast bits flood your waste management system though. Cut back sugar during so you're not feeding the little fuckers while trying to kill them also.

TLOU was cordyceps, the same fungus that makes zombie ants. Thankfully not the same thing.

[–] feedum_sneedson 21 points 7 months ago (9 children)
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[–] tootoughtoremember 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I always thought it was a tbsp of maple syrup a day to take care of a canadian problem

[–] tuxtey 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That just turns you more Canadian

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Dude just gave people ideas of how to get revenge on bad landlords, spray some spores on your last day and hope for the worse.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I thought that was the point of the image

[–] llamapocalypse 38 points 7 months ago

That was definitely the joke, yeah

[–] olafurp 56 points 7 months ago

Now that's goblincore af

[–] Maggoty 54 points 7 months ago

Eh, they'll just cut them back, plaster over the holes and rent it to the next victim.

[–] Agent641 51 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The planet belongs to the fungi, they are just letting us live on it. For now.

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[–] Ipodjockey 36 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] kyden 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Everyone loves a good toilet mushroom

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[–] 9point6 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I've never seen the term toilet mushroom before, and here it is all over this thread

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Isn’t it amazing how the coming together of minds from across the world can bring fresh and new vocabulary to the world?

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[–] nifty 30 points 7 months ago (1 children)

When I was in high school my family slept on a single mattress in the living room. For some reason I don’t remember, the water from the half bath next to the living room would leak out into the living room, and so the wall separating the living room and half bath would get colonies of mushrooms growing out of the baseboard. Those mushrooms weren’t as exotic as these, tho. I don’t recommend sleeping next to things that give off spores.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't know why but mushrooms growing on things like carpet/flooring really scares me for some reason 😂 😱

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Me too - for me because things like my floor are meant to be durable, and seeing it being destroyed so easily just by some spores flying around discomfits me.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)

DO grow Golden Teachers. Just ask uncle Ben for help.

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[–] Son_of_dad 29 points 7 months ago (5 children)

My wife just bought me a pack that's oyster mushroom growing kit. Now I'm scared

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

Have fun welcoming Ork Boyz to your house

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Enjoy the grow, nothing to be worried about. You should try to pick them before they start dropping spores, but it's not a big deal if they drop spores.

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[–] pastaPersona 26 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Probably a terrible idea, but would these in any way be safe to eat?

Obviously not the toilet mushrooms, but maybe the ones growing out of the chair, cracks in the floor etc would be safe to cook if washed?

[–] EdibleFriend 40 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

You want to eat the toilet mushroom the most, don't you?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

Its already got some nutella on it too

[–] Wogi 31 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Mushrooms grow out of rotting organic matter. Oyster mushrooms are all safe to eat so I would imagine that even the toilet shrooms are fine.

[–] SendMePhotos 18 points 7 months ago (7 children)

It's not an attack, but I will never understand how mushrooms can be appealing to people. I will never be able to grasp it. To me, mushrooms are grotesque and the desire I see in people to eat them is the equivalent of craving spoiled food. The flavor is not enough to counter the texture triggering my gag reflex.

Yeah, yeah. We all have different tastes and stuff. It's just a hard thing to wrap my head around.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

How do you feel about sauerkraut, kimchi, sour cream, cheese, yogurt, Worcestershire sauce, fish sauce, soy sauce, tofu, tempeh, beer, wine, or dry aged meats?

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[–] Potatos_are_not_friends 29 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You can always try the chew test.

Chew a bit and see if you die in 24 hours. If you don't, eat away!

[–] TerrificTadpole 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I feel like this system is flawed but I don't know enough about mushrooms to refute it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

The way to fix this test is to feed some to the landlord first.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

Most certainly not. Fungi/plants take up and bioaccumulate compounds.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Is this early stages of Caelid?

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[–] zloubida 25 points 7 months ago (6 children)

Oyster mushrooms are one of the few known carnivorous mushrooms. They're cool (and edible).

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

I mean, that's an advice I'll happily follow

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Time to burn everything down and start fresh.

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends 13 points 7 months ago

Yum roasted mushrooms

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I wonder if they would stall the growth of normal mold, like if they have to compete for the same resources or something.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You should google allelopathy. In addition to competition this is something plants use (and some fungi) to win out.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago

Many oyster mushrooms are, but unless you grew them from a box you know are safe, I would steer clear.

[–] affiliate 12 points 7 months ago

how long until we see this pop up on a billionaire mindset youtube video?

short on cash? try growing mushrooms in your walls

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