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[–] partial_accumen 169 points 8 months ago (5 children)

I've never had anyone knock on my front door of my house and ask me to consider becoming homosexual.

[–] numberfour002 78 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for bringing this to our attention. We've investigated the situation and it turns out that you weren't on the agenda. Rest assured, we've updated our records and you should expect to receive your first official solicitation in 5 - 10 business days! Please accept my personal apology for this oversight and have a gay day.

[–] partial_accumen 25 points 8 months ago

and it turns out that you weren’t on the agenda

Finally! I've wondered for years what this "gay agenda" was that my conspiracy prone conservative neighbors were telling me was so dangerous.

Please accept my personal apology for this oversight and have a gay day.

Oh my, I feel my conversion starting already! I am having an instinctive desire to wish you a fabulous day, too.

[–] drphungky 11 points 8 months ago

Have you tried being sexier?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I feel like this alone proves how wrong this comic is. This doesn’t need any sort of opinion, this can easily be proved with cold hard data.

[–] Malfeasant 1 points 8 months ago

cold hard

If you're into that ..

[–] TAYRN 6 points 8 months ago

Knock, knock.

[–] samus12345 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Pros: no PMS to deal with!

Cons: penis

Reverse it if it's female homosexuals.

[–] GlitterInfection 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So there are no downsides you say?

[–] samus12345 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If penis isn't a downside, you're homosexual already and have no need to convert.

[–] GlitterInfection 1 points 8 months ago

Fun fact, straight men also sometimes have a penis.

As a gay man I've sucked enough of them by now to know.

[–] [email protected] 128 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Gays: exist

Conservatives: first of all how dare you

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (2 children)

they ( Conservatives ) should move to Muslim countries, I'm pretty sure their world view is going to shift the other way pretty quickly 😆

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

They should move to the center of the sun so no one has to be graced by their presence

[–] GlitterInfection 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I recently saw an article about some Canadians who uprooted their family and moved to Russia because LGBTQ+ exist.

Apparently they didn't like it when the government froze their assets as "suspicious," and when they complained on social media were immediately were forced to take it down and apologize.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Speak of intolerance !

these kind of people expect a system ( or a regime ) that oppresses a minority to cheer for them, because of what ? they have something in common !

They'll soon realize ( or I hope they did ), that the : " enemy of my enemy is my friend" rule doesn't apply here, because these regimes ( that oppresses and shuts down minorities and decent ), don't have any regard to anything but their own agenda, their own views and values, and anything besides that is an enemy

[–] [email protected] 109 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

The comic is trying to equate being noticeable with pushing an agenda while the person literally trying to push an agenda in the form of a book into other people's hands is supposed to be the victim. It contradicts itself.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[–] Mango 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If someone wants to suck my dick, just ask. Afterwards tell me how proud you are about it

[–] KillerTofu 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

It ain’t called a job for nothing and I take pride in my work.

[–] Zehzin 7 points 8 months ago

That's the difference between a blowjob and a blowcareer

[–] Mango 4 points 8 months ago

Hey now, it's me getting the job. You're an employer sir.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I’ve worked retail for around 15 years. I literally cannot count the number of religious pamphlets I’ve found left all over the store(s) from the bathrooms to on the shelves to tucked inside products to being forced on me when I was working register.

In that same time I’ve never once found or been given any kind of lgbtq+ pamphlets or propaganda of any kind. Not once.

edit: store to store(s)

[–] madcaesar 12 points 8 months ago

The first part of the reply makes a really good point. The joke at the end basically makes it so they people will ignore the whole thing as a joke....

[–] Theharpyeagle 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm going to the wrong pride events, all I did at mine is eat some baked goods and hold some snakes.

[–] Zehzin 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Nah that's the better choice

[–] [email protected] -1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I can't tell what this is (the comic, not the comments). On the surface it looks like a "the Right can't meme" kind of post made to smear or otherwise disingenuously criticize gay and trans people. But then why would it be posted here? Or maybe that's the thing— y'all do see it as that and you're posting it due to the funny comments below the comic.

I'm not criticizing it, I'm just wondering if I'm missing something.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I assume the joke at the bottom is the reason it is here, with the comic as the context for the joke.

Yes, the comic is trying to frame the person on the right as 'forcing' when in reality the person on the right is responding to the legally enforced discrimination from the person on the left by protesting. So trying to equate the abuser and the victim ad the same thing.