I'll choose 3, 5, and 7.
Black is placebo, I don't have to sleep now either
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Green, purple, brown. I don't really like to cook, but pizza has a lot of variations so that would be nice. Talking to cats would just be kinda cool, and $20 is $20. I'm ace, prefer water, and have estrogen 3 of them would be a total waste, and the others just aren't my thing.
Pizza cats sleep
yellow, black, and green
I can already talk with cats, they don't answer tho
All these dumb gimmicks then a no sleep pill lol I know my choice
Black, blue, and either red or brown. Maybe red higher. Pink I already have.
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Cyan, yellow, green. Let me sleep but fuck let me be rid of this damn hair
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1, 8, 9, for show
2, 3, 9
estrogen No body hairs Productivity boost
Brown, blue and pink. I was tempted about that dark green pill for a while, but settled for the pink one.
1 3 9, water is already my favourite drink :p
You want hairless ears and tail? I don't think those two pills should go together.
Would probably be like a sphinx cat or those hairless dogs.
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blue black brown easy
As an insomniac, 9. Not being constantly foggy from poor sleep would be a life changer for me. Plus all the extra time to do stuff during the night.
Honestly, cyan, blue and black combined seems like superpowers. Lemme explain:
Most important is not needing sleep, which gets you access to $20, leaves you time to become a master pizza chef and frees your schedule to get rid of those pesky hairs, and when you're done, you can just make yourself your favourite drink. Having access to estrogen solves all kinds of problems, and the main issue left over is finding love, with which the blue pill can surely help.
The only thing you'd be missing out on is the ears and tail and talking to cats. Which is actually kinda big to miss out on... yeah screw the rules, I'm taking all of them!
5, 7, 9 (blue, pink, black)
This is an excellent one, BTW, because I think "obviously," and then read other people's and think "wtf? Really??"
5, 7, and 9 would be my choices if I wasn't married. I guess I would probably still pick 7, just so I can be confident my wife likes the way I look.
Clarification on the blue pill: Will I be able to tell that someone is attracted to me? Or will that still be a mystery?
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A lot of people in here not realizing the benefits provided to the human animal by hair. You sure as shit don’t want to lose all your vellus hair.
3, 5, and 9. I don't want to switch back to oral estrogen, injections are working much better for me.