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[–] morphballganon 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

There are jobs that provide that kind of compensation (granted, a very small % of total jobs are like that), and it's actually very realistic for an absolute moron to have one of them.

Have you never spoken to someone who makes much more money than you and thought, "wow, what an idiot" in your life?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I had many colleagues like that in my previous job that only required a highschool diploma 🀷

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

He’s portrayed as a loser due to being self-unaware and generally clueless.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Homer Simpson is why unions are important

[–] remer 10 points 8 months ago

Nuclear plant salaries can be huge. Operators make $200k+ per year in the US.

[–] eran_morad 9 points 8 months ago

He’s no Al Bundy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I am so smart

I am so smart

S-M-R-T

I mean S-M-A-R-T

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Because in the 90s that was like 30th percentile status, not 95th percentile status.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

The show was also conceived with Bart as the main character, with the world being from Bart's perspective. As a kid Bart's age of course your dad is dumb. Homer is the irl name of Matt Groenig's dad.

As the show progressed the writers ended up latching onto Homer more and he gradually became the core of the show. Also the characters "Flanderized" (literally!) more and more as time went on and he became more ridiculous. The Frank Grimes episode is pretty genius for capturing all this in a funny way.

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