It's exactly the same as their regular accents except every third sentence is, "Jesus Tapdancing Christ it is fucking cold in here, somebody turn up the heat!"
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And every fourth sentence is, "God damn it, I stepped in penguin shit again!"
It's kind of amazing how the human brain can rewire itself like this. It's like a completely new accent that was spawned from isolation. Jesus Tapdancing Christ its fucking cold in here. God damn it, I stepped in penguin shit again!
Sounds like a very... inefficient way of speaking, but who am I to judge?
That depends entirely on how much penguin shit there is to step in.
And the fifth is, "Windows found some shredded long johns, but the name-tag was missing."
Why don't we just... wait here for a little while... see what happens?
Sweet baby Jesus and the orphans!
I’m assuming it was similar to Belter?
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I miss that show.
Lang Belta is a full language. This seems to just be some different sounding words and phrases. So, closer to the way those dirty Dusters speak.
Half as Interesting did a video on this a few years ago, if you want a bit more humorous presentation on the subject.