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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When you are in a "try not to laugh" competition and your enemy is footage of billionaires brutally dying in an submarine implosion.

[–] SwallowsDick 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It was probably instant, not brutal

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unconfirmed from official sources, but they might have known something was wrong for 15+ mins.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Unlikely. At that insane pressure, the hull is either completely intact, or, once moving, completely imploding in a fraction of human reaction time. We're talking about time frames of a millisecond. They couldn't possibly have seen it coming. One moment you're alive and well, the next moment your body is nothing more than paste.

The only evidence for them to legitimately worry about would have been from knowledge about any kind of sketchy practices and/or material choices during the building process.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I really wonder if we'll ever find out if the leaked transcripts are authentic.

This video looks clickbait af but it goes over it with some detail.

Edit: 1000th lemmy comment woo 🎉

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I believe what this user is referencing is the fact that they had sensors all throughout the carbon fibre hull to detect issues. So there could have been an "oh fuck" period before the instantaneous implosion.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

iirc the guy that got fired for pointing out problems said, that the system might only provide a warning miliseconds before the ~~ex~~ implosion.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Real Engineering agreed with that too: https://youtu.be/6LcGrLnzYuU

Edit: He called it “safety theatre”.

[–] Starburn 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I haven't been following it closely. Is there actually footage?

[–] sandpiper 3 points 1 year ago

Not that I’ve heard. I think it was pretty instant.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

The company really imploded under the pressure.

Once the media coverage started, the cracks started to show.

[–] meldroc 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh, be nice to Stockton - his entire life imploded because of this incident!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I cannot fathom the pressure he must feel

[–] EdibleFriend 11 points 1 year ago

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Heh

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Wow. That's a low blow!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

That's deep

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I’m deeply disappointed by this, very unfortunate. When I first heard about OceanGate I nearly imploded with excitement, but now I feel a titanic amount of sadness about this recent news.

I hope Stockton will be ok with the huge amount of pressure now on him, I’m sure this is a low point in his life

Sorry

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You could say, he was in bits 😎

I'll see myself out

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

To shreds you say....

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

The companie's clients were also crushed.

[–] Son_of_dad 6 points 1 year ago

Listen to the behind the bastards podcast episodes on this jagoff, really drives home what a loser he was.

[–] mr_sparkle 4 points 1 year ago

Did they all have to huddle over the tiny monitor to see the wreckage?

Asking for a friend…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Too soon! Not nice to say this, their company might even go under!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] justcallmelarry 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You beautiful son of a bitch :'-D

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Bro.. I do not have to laugh

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Comedy = tragedy + time - class.

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