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[–] FlyingSquid 28 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Statistics suggest there have been over 180 fatal bear attacks in North America since 1784.

https://blog.batchgeo.com/bear-attack-statistics/

What I'm saying is you have an excellent chance of petting the fluffy puppy and making it out alive. Definitely pet the fluffy puppy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (3 children)

wow, I'm surprised how many fatal attacks there are from blacks. maybe it's a "frequency x probability" thing where attacks happen so much more often, a lower chance of death still means an overall higher count.

I mean, I'm not saying we should test this more, but I generally though the black bears mostly avoided you.

[–] tpihkal 6 points 7 months ago

The blacks are generally known to be more aggressive.

Grizzlies are territorial but not really interested in people as food so the common advice is to play dead. They just don't want you around.

Black bears will generally try to avoid people, but if they are hungry, they will absolutely attack a human. They will also attack if you accidentally sneak up on one; an important thing to know when hiking.

The general saying is "If it's brown, lie down. If it's black, fight back. If it's white, goodnight."

You don't fuck with Polar bears.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

what kind of bear racism is this >!!<

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Don't most bears generally avoid humans? I'm guessing most of these attacks were self-defense or getting between her mother and her cubs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

yeah that's what I thought. Grizzlies and Polars will F you up much more 'often' - but black bears I thought were much less aggressive (as a default) towards humans.

[–] uis 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] FlyingSquid 5 points 7 months ago

I only want to give a bear lots of belly scritches! Is that so wrong?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

I heard that if you Boop them on the nose, they become your life long protector.

[–] x4740N 13 points 7 months ago

Well the bear is going to "pet" you

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Apex Predator my ass

Yes, I believe it will.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

if not fren why fren shaped

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Pfft... I'm an apex predator too. Why isn't the bear afraid of me?

[–] hypertown 3 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Some of them are, if you raise up your arms and scream really loud. Maybe not the one pictured though.

[–] jaybone 3 points 7 months ago

Or if you fire your AR up into the air.

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink 5 points 7 months ago

Can a pet dat daaawg?

[–] tpihkal 4 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Strange. I guess this is the original but I've seen an edited version where a little girl was asking to pet a bear

[–] tpihkal 1 points 7 months ago

I thought about posting that version (it was so fitting) but I wanted to make sure the original video got credit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Can I pet that dog?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I love this clip. My wife and I are always repeating it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

It's the white ones you need to watch out for.

[–] Etterra 2 points 7 months ago

And that was the last we heard of that guy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What the fuck is wrong with his feet?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

They look like normal bear peets to me?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Damn that’s a sexy bear.