Classic groaner.
Sausage and egg on a plate.
- Egg says: " You know, now he's finished burning you in that pan he's gonna come up and stab you with his fork, then chop you up with a knife"
- Sausage says: "Bloody hell, a talking egg!!!"
this post was submitted on 14 Jun 2023
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