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[–] [email protected] 137 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Isn't allowing the porn industry to be able to use your hardware crucial for widespread adoption? Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't the fact that Betamax and HDDVD did this was one of the factors for their loss of market share?

[–] [email protected] 84 points 9 months ago (1 children)

There's an excellent video by technology connections in which he mentions this. Turns out, sort of not true. That said, in the modern day, that 100% is gonna be the case, IMHO. Porn flows like wine anymore, and people aren't going to want to adopt some weird pornless tech.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Porn flows like wine

I find that it doesn't necessarily flow freely, but rather is expelled in short bursts

[–] HjFUN 31 points 9 months ago

There are exercises for that, to build up range

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

in the early-mid 90s online porn pushed tech to the limit in so many ways. first spammers were serious porn hustlers. from my pov of watching the interwebs develop, porn pushed the multimedia boundaries. and here we are again.

[–] shalafi 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Porn also pushed the advent of secure online monetary transactions.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

ha! that reminds me, i had a friend tell me he had to modify their database because they never expected a single transaction to reach that amount. a lot of deep pockets came out of the woodwork back then

[–] RIP_Cheems 4 points 9 months ago

Your not wrong. After all, that's why Google blew up, and Nintendo.

[–] LazaroFilm 3 points 9 months ago

According to DVD, yes.

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[–] [email protected] 97 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Well then WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT I just wanna pretend to have sex with my ai generated girlfriend. But here I am COCKBLOCKED BY TIM FUCKING COOK.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

ChatGPT/OpenAI also doesn't allow for AI generated girlfriends as part of their usage policy.

We truly are living in the worse timeline

[–] PeterPoopshit 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

You can always download something like llamacpp or gpt4all and plug in any gguf-compatible nsfw model from huggingface. OpenAI are a bunch of wankers that dont deserve your cum.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Who is Tim and why is he fucking the cook

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Tim we have to cook

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Thank you very much Tim Apple

[–] [email protected] 74 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Tbh I can’t think of any applications for this product that don’t involve porn

[–] FuglyDuck 25 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I play elite dangerous in VR as well as several other sims. (Including a proper training sim for RC aircraft with a connected TX.)

If you go full hog with physical switches and everything positioned perfectly…. It can be extremely immersive technology. Like train surgeons immersive.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Porn sounds cheaper and less embarrassing to explain to a date.

[–] FuglyDuck 8 points 9 months ago

Not really. She knows I'm a nerd. Not that I can afford a set up like that, but, I wouldn't mind it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Train surgeons does sound pretty extreme and immersive, but I feel like I'm about to be disappointed by a typo

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If you want porn get an Android

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Not even the phone. Just a real, literal android.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Or literally anything else with a screen

[–] hightrix 38 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Yet.

Give the porn industry time.

[–] ClopClopMcFuckwad 4 points 9 months ago

All I got is a Gatorade, some Viagra and a fistful of sunflower lechtin and a deadline.

[–] Labotomized 26 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Im so confused why this wouldn’t work and I didn’t see anywhere in the article the actual reason. Can anyone explain it better? Can you not just play a vr video file? Is it blocking the sites? I’m just confused.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

My understanding is that it allows you to play planar video from a website, but not (yet?) side-loaded videos that are spherical/hemispherical. And the latter is what these people really wanted for this application.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (1 children)

side-loaded videos

Fucking Apple lol, just let people play video files, this should be basic minimum functionality

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I mean, they just got type-c. Remember when the first iPhone couldn't send picture texts?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I saw another comment earlier that said its easy to switch on WebXR, which enables VR Porn, it's just disabled by default.

[–] 69420 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

these people

lol, right 😉

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

You know, all those other unwholesome, dirty people who aren't me.

[–] finestnothing 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They'll just monitor everything you watch or do on it and detect anything NSFW.

I wish this was a /s but I can definitely see it happening since they'd have to ban the whole Internet to keep any sites with NSFW content from playing

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[–] mingistech 24 points 9 months ago

It works, you just have to adjust a few settings.

Apps > Safari > advanced > features flags

And you need to turn these 3 things on WebXR Device API, WebXR Augmented Reality Module, and WebXR Gamepads Module.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

aaawwww... (closes wallet)

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Well that's shit. Even my OG Rift can do that.

Pretty sure there's an open standard for VR as well (WebXR), Chrome supports it but Firefox doesn't.

[–] RaoulDook 4 points 9 months ago

Lots of smartphones can do VR video too, when you add a set of VR goggles that fit it. Just plain goggles with no electronics that hold the phone in front of lenses that you can strap on your face. It's simple enough that it should be possible on any VR display system actually.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (6 children)

I'm confused, are there no media player apps for the apple headset? Any such app would allow for playing vr videos

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[–] ordellrb 5 points 9 months ago
[–] RizzRustbolt 4 points 9 months ago

Betamax VR.

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