this post was submitted on 25 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 51 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago

You don't have rape dwarfs where you're from? Man are they annoying.

[–] morphballganon 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] zerosignal 8 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

When anon confuses the melatonin and PCP.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

The rape dwarf. Much like their relative, the mechanical gremlin, they can achieve climax only by disrupting their eponymous act. Often found roaming churchyards, their small bodies may deceive their usual quarry.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

This one hit a bit too close fur me

[–] doingthestuff 14 points 10 months ago (4 children)

He really should be using 7.62x51 / .308 to get that extra penetration so he can hit the rape dwarf through multiple walls if necessary.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

If there's anything they understand, it's extra penetration.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Turning cover into concealment since 1952

[–] zakobjoa 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I always keep a handcranked ZSU-23-2 at hand for just this occasion.

23×152mm armor piercing incendiary tracer gets the job done every time. No need to fire a fourth burst of 60 rounds.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Maybe it's a .357 sig, perfect for wallbangs

[–] Kallioapina 9 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 3 points 10 months ago