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[–] [email protected] 112 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'd say to my kids: "I was there when it was written"

[–] [email protected] 53 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I was there, $name. I was there 4 years ago when the strength of men failed.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago (3 children)

We're going to look like such fucking idiots when people read about how we collectively handled it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The only consolation, is that most of us looked at how many people were handling it at the time and said, "well they're fucking idiots."

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[–] CptEnder 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Even the shitposts?"

"Especially the shitposts!"

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[–] RQG 89 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Another one for my once in a lifetime crisis collection.

[–] Aielman15 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why only once? The best things always have a sequel.

[–] TheBat 10 points 10 months ago (8 children)

Then people born after 70s must be in a cinematic universe

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[–] Serinus 12 points 10 months ago

I hear they're going to get a lot more frequent. I expect two Katrina-like events in the next ten years in Florida.

Maybe the tenth will be free.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The past tense in the book is concerning

[–] Bondrewd 35 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Every pandemic that ended up as a seasonal disease is still active.

You can try denying they ended in this way, but you will end up with an unusable language because most things are technically not over as they had a continuation in some form.

Almost every sickness you get infected with had its hayday of mass genocide. It will die down and then occasionally reoccur.

Dont worry about it, they are mutating heck of a lot. 2020 pandemic is a lot different than the current situation is with the completely different strains we now have.

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[–] Earthwormjim91 15 points 10 months ago

I mean, the pandemic has been over for over a year.

Covid is just endemic now like the flu. It’s seasonal and is never going to go away.

[–] Clubbing4198 56 points 10 months ago (7 children)

"For a small number of people, the disease could be fatal." Is three million people a small number? And as others have pointed out, the pandemic isn't over. https://www.who.int/data/stories/the-true-death-toll-of-covid-19-estimating-global-excess-mortality

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I don't want to be that guy because it is a big number. However, in terms of the human population, there are 8 billion of us and when it comes to the difference between a million and a billion. It is about a billion. So about 0.04% of the human population. Terrible tragedy, yes however it is true.

[–] samus12345 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But they didn't say a small percentage, which would be accurate, but a small number, which is not.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

That is fair, I thought I read percentage. My mistake.

[–] Kethal 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Calculating impact by dividing the number of deaths caused by a thing that has existed for 4 years over a population size that includes people more than 100 years old won't arrive at any sort of meaningful number. That's why you use rates, or per capita, or some other way of adjusting for population size and time. COVID 19 is the third most common cause of death in the US in 2020 and 2021. Calling one of the most common causes of death a small number of people is grossly inaccurate.

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[–] firkin_slang_whanger 51 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Does it mention how badly trump fucked us with his COVID response?

[–] RightHandOfIkaros 64 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'll be honest, even without Trump most Americans proved they were too stupid or stubborn to follow instructions, so he didn't really need to do anything to slap the whole US with more infections.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I'm sure Trump didn't help much with his stupidity.

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[–] crystalmerchant 42 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Zoomboingding 40 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (16 children)

Reported Dec 31, 2019, eh?

I was terminally online during that time, and some reports of a truly awful pneumonia in China were going around as early as mid-November. It was definitely known to be a major outbreak by early December. A lot of the early reports were taken down; just ~~CCCP~~ CCP doing ~~CCCP~~ CCP things.

Edit: whoops thought it had that extra C in there. Should probably use CPC anyway.

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[–] Vinny_93 35 points 10 months ago (4 children)

They say history is written by the victors. I wonder who wrote this.

Inb4 'Probably Victor'

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Didn't know a virus could write

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

A history textbook which goes past the 1960s? This definitely is not a book used in American classrooms

[–] FlyingSquid 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Now you kids know what it was like when 9/11 was in every history textbook by 2002.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (10 children)

It was always in our history books but we never talked about it

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The first time I felt old was when my youngest sister learned about events I remembered in school.

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[–] cultsuperstar 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

How long until Republicans get that book banned for spreading false information? Lol

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[–] TheJims 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Are they going to leave out the part where the president called it a hoax while simultaneously spitballing ideas about UV light, bleach and horse dewormer cures all while thousands of Americans were dying every day. Or the part where he emptied the treasury with zero oversight?

[–] w2tpmf 14 points 10 months ago

It's World History not American History. Different subjects.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What a bizarre experience.

When I was in school...I'm pretty sure the state history cirriculum was designed to be America centric, and pro-America. Any nation a boomer would remember being at war with? Not in the history books, or they appear out of nowhere, do something pro-America, and then disappear again, like Russia did from 1939 to 1945. And both World and US history classes end at 1950 because 1. to the limp dicks that actually make the policy, "The fifties are practically now" and 2. we haven't done much "being the good guys" since the jitterbug fell out of fashion.

So I'm not used to seeing something in a history textbook that isn't from at least two of my lifetimes ago.

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[–] FatTony 10 points 10 months ago

For a summary skip to Harambe.

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