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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yes I like plants. I eat plants. Plants make sure I don't die. Plants are cool.

[–] nifty 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Plants are friends, eat pigs instead.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Sorry, I'm not into cannibalism.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Meatarians be like:

[–] handhookcardoor 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] nifty 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

i do, they are so very interesting!

[–] schmidtster 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I intentionally killed some of my plants last night!

[–] nifty 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It’s okay, you can use their corpses to create life giving poo for other plants. It’s the circle of life~

[–] schmidtster 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nah, I’m gonna smoke it.

[–] 123nope567 2 points 10 months ago

Cremation, very thoughtful.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Hey! wanna see something cool?" That's when I shine one of my high powered flashlights at the ground on the highest brightness and show them that it's visible in broad daylight. And that's the ice breaker.

[–] nifty 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

A lot of people would be...Nothing gets a woman to cling to you in the dark better than a flashlight that works well, but is kind of tricky to figure out.