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[–] [email protected] 64 points 11 months ago

Wow that’s ridiculous.

Makes me think of how it’s nuts that women are forced to wear skirts in tennis still.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 11 months ago (2 children)

there's some confusion over FIDE's dress code.

Vague rules definitely serve a purpose.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago

Vague rules are meant to be enforced arbitrarily. The whole point is to give the enforcers an excuse to penalize someone.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

vague rules exist to give jurisiction the abuility to make calls, however if the judges cannot even define what each type of shoe is, then the rule is useless.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Certainly, although this is assuming the judge will act fairly. It could be that the judge just didn't like her, for whatever reason.

[–] LowtierComputer 2 points 11 months ago

Obviously her taste in footwear

[–] LEDZeppelin 43 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well, at least she didn’t shit in the shower.

Apparently that’s a big no no in chess.

[–] pizzazz 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

That was a Xiangqi player. AFAIK, shitting in the shower is allowed in western chess.

[–] jopepa 5 points 11 months ago

No no no in western chess you shit in an outhouse or on the open range. Shitting in the shower is in 4D Chess when you’re trying to gaslight your alcoholic roommate.

[–] BetaDoggo_ 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Chess players are the only people who will put on a suit to play a board game.

[–] DreamAccountant 23 points 11 months ago

Well, someone doesn't dress up for Monopoly. It's not the same without the Top Hat.

[–] qevlarr 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dutch doesn't have a word for sneakers. They are called sports shoes.

[–] jopepa 12 points 11 months ago (3 children)

What do the Dutch call people that sneak then?

[–] SpaceNoodle 19 points 11 months ago

Sports shoes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Sports hoes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sports shoes? Isn't competitive chess a sport?

[–] SpaceNoodle 3 points 11 months ago

My thoughts exactly.

[–] Zugyuk 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I wonder if there is a specific rule against clown shoes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

There's a blanket rule about "indecent clothing" or something, they could probably fine whatever they wanted.

[–] Decq 2 points 11 months ago

Now I want to see Magnus Carlsen come in clown shoes at the next FIDE event. I wonder what they will do then.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

And there's no rule against wifi controlled vibrating anal beans. Interesting.