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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My oat milk gymnastics:

  • Shamefully ask for oat milk
  • Nobody cares but I feel weak for being unable to handle standard milk any more
  • Why can't I have soy? It tastes bad but it's more common
  • Wonder if the people behind me are judging me for asking for long winded flat white
  • Wonder if I'm holding up other people's orders because the barista has to clean out the milk jug to clean it between milk and oat juice
  • taste it and then go "I guess it's not so bad"
  • small relief knowing it probably can't be off unlike the few times I've had sour milk
  • coffee still makes me go to the bathroom, just less violently
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I mean, that sounds like you're lactose-intolerant, so I definitely wouldn't feel bad about it.