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Kristi Noem Suggests Biden’s Dog Should Have Been Killed, Too (www.nytimes.com)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] carl_dungeon 40 points 7 months ago (2 children)

She should open a pet store where you bring your existing pet and then she just shoots it and tells you why she had to.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Ya know, I really don't think she should.

[–] Plopp 2 points 7 months ago

She could call it Shit Ass Pet Killers.