"Listen friend, I get it: you're a family man. It's hard workin' day-in and day-out lookin' 'dis good, am I right? Don't tell me you don't know how it is!

But my friend, 'dat's where our similarities end! Where I may only walk to work (albeit with much better fur), you will be cruisin' to work in 'dis bad boy. Just think of all 'da cans of wet food you'll be hauling with 'dis spacious interior. 'Da engine, you ask? Just purrfect, almost as smooth as my coat. Almost.

Go on, just take it. I'll worry about all 'da lame paperwork, you get out there and own those streets like 'da sun-stricken, microfiber blanket 'dat it is!

Just think of all 'da cans, friend!!"