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Oh boy, I'm about to get myself a bunch of goats. Or no goats. I've never tried to catch a wild goat, so who can say how that'd go.
I don't imagine catching goats is that difficult - some variety if net would do. It's the transportation of your goats that might be tricky.
But I want the goats to love me. I was leaning more toward bribery. Then they can come live at my house and I'll never have to mow the lawn again. I see no flaws in this plan whatsoever.
OK, you get a big truck and throw some lettuce in the back - if there are that many goats some will wander in.