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[–] doublejay1999 8 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Oh Onion, we’ve been friends for more than a decade, but you simply must stop banging on the old stereotypes, it’s 2024 old chap .

[–] frickineh 47 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I wish this was just an old stereotype (and for many men, it is) but you wouldn't believe how many men still come in my office with their family and their wives do all the paperwork and try to wrangle the kids while the dad plays on his phone and ignores them. I do see a lot more actively engaged dads but it's by no means universal, unfortunately.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

old stereotypes

That's a mean thing to say about my dad.

[–] flicker 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So you're saying your Dad is Dolby or are we talkin CinemaScope?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

At this point, he's the Bluetooth though a hearing aide type of guy.

[–] flicker 3 points 8 months ago

I don't know if that counts as a stereo type.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

Do you want to invite people to trauma dump? Because that’s how you invite people to trauma dump.

This comment is what I’m doing instead of trauma dumping (the self awareness makes it funny again!)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is both my dad and my stepdad, as well as the dad of several people I know. Sadly, it is very much not outdated.

[–] MotoAsh -2 points 8 months ago

They should've said "tired" instead of "outdated", but otherwise I agree with them: The Onion should do better than basic stereotypes. I mean, unless there's some bad dad news I've missed that'd make the parody more timely and creative, but....