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They had a paid break, right? (pawb.social)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (12 children)

What are you doing in assembly?

[–] herrvogel 65 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Manually optimizing the code I wrote in C, so that it runs noticeably slower and has all sorts of stupid bugs that weren't there before. All in a good night's work.

[–] Coreidan 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

That doesn’t sound like optimization.

[–] Freesoftwareenjoyer 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No worries, he can optimize it later.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Put a refactor ticket in the backlog. We'll get to it eventually, right?

[–] Freesoftwareenjoyer 12 points 10 months ago

// TODO: fix this code

[–] herrvogel 9 points 10 months ago

To you, maybe.

[–] Hellstormy 5 points 10 months ago

It's just reverse optimizing!

[–] marcos 6 points 10 months ago

Well, I guess it's either writing a device driver or that.

And the device driver will always end-up with most code in C or Rust.

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