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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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Make a Sacrifice to the Net Gods (lemmy.one)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/microblogmemes

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

A sect of MUDders worships Shub-Internet, sacrificing objects and praying for good connections. To no avail — its purpose is malign and evil, and it is the cause of all network slowdown.

“Freela casts a tac nuke at Shub-Internet for slowing her down.”

“Shub-Internet gulps down the tac nuke and burps happily.”

-- Taken from the Jargon File