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Anon has a realization about his dating life (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago (23 children)

Go spend it at a strip club, at least. You'll have a better time.

[–] gosling 11 points 11 months ago (3 children)

At least strippers won't exploit your loneliness and trick you into getting into a parasocial relationship

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Haha y-yeah they'd never do that

[–] gosling 2 points 11 months ago

my bad, never went to one so I don't know what it's like

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Touche. But at least there's some physical component, even if it's just lap dances.

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