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Men have one pair of shoes (and underwear) they wear until they turn to dust (at least most of us). That should have been a clue right there they couldn't be your shoes. But I'm a bachelor, so I haven't any idea what my floor actually looks like (it's covered in other kinds of soiled clothing most of the time....)
Guys will have one pair of shoes until they find a partner who will buy them more shoes for different occasions
Can confirm.... One pair of shoes all my life, then I decided to buy two more pairs so I can actually color match my outfit when going out. What has happened to me....
I have 2. The black boots and the brown boots
That's very true. Personally I hate clothes shopping. I probably by one pair of pants in a decade, if even that. I wear my clothes 'til they fall apart. My shoes are grossly out of date and the heels are worn out, but I just can't stand the idea of shoe shopping. Clothes tend to be the last thing I ever spend money on.