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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Tbf cats seldom have a driver's license since they barely get that old

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You don't need a license to drive on private property.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I want to abolish private property

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Won't you please think of the cats

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok, cats can own private property.

They will claim it anyway.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 4 points 1 year ago

All our base are belong to them.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It probably depends on the nation/state but here you only need a license to drive on public roads. The recommended age for a tractor is probably 14+ but I am willing to bet every farmers kid has driven one as soon as they were large enough to reach the pedals. Probably about 10-12, which is not too old for a house cat. Though probably rather old for an outdoor farm cat.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's the point. The cats that have excess to tractors don't get that old and house cats aren't exposed to them. They will never develop the desire to drive a tractor.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't be so sure. We took the children out of the mines, and what do they do, they play minecraft. Children yearn for the mines, and in the same vein, all cats yearn to drive a tractor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

We took the children out of the mines

Speak for yourself

[–] Bunnylux 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, the desire to operate heavy machinery is innate in every cat. It comes from within.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

iT's cAt'S naTuRe.

Sure.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I was 7 when parents first used me to start and stop the tractor driving along rows of fruit trees. Maybe less about reach than having enough weight to actuate the clutch pedal.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sue the cat then mister fancy lawyer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I would never officially assume the age of a cat. That's rude.

[–] Dadifer 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you need a driver's license to drive a tractor?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

A tractor driver's license at least

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

So don't use a public road, problem solved!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Also due to the fact their first instinct would be to wreck havoc and then flee the scene.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Except Toonces. But he didn't give a shit about the rules.