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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Definitely do this, except replace playstation with heroin.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] Lurk99777 1 points 1 year ago

Don't think you'd have the energy to do both.

Meth on the other hand...

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