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[–] Carighan 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What do we do about the frankly insane wind speeds?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just ignore them, I suspect. If you're already in a giant blimp, then what's the harm in letting the wind carry you wherever it wants to go?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Maybe the wind changes direction fast?