this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Got it, don't approach anyone ever.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago

Got it, don’t approach anyone ever.

Considering the general consensus so far is that it's better for a woman to approach a wild bear than a random, unassuming man, if that's the best game we've got, I think you're right.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I am just tempted to print out that wikihow thing onto 15 pages, approach someone, and start following it step by step, reading it from the paper.

[–] captainlezbian 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do it. Obviously stop if the person isn't responding well, but that's some primo performance art

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

cool, yah. as long as the audience can decline and leave, it's a performance. Otherwise it's harrasment -- fortunately the other article covers the finer points of avoiding cornering people or behaving like a stalker pretty well.

[–] captainlezbian 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Honestly it might actually be funnier to do it on a street corner at nobody and everybody. And be sure to pick a place that's friendly to performance art