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That's 2 eggs, per second. Or is that ½ an egg per second?
Either way, I can't lay eggs that fast...
How quickly can you lay eggs? Any non-zero answer is impressive. Negative is almost more confusing than impressive.
This is the stonk market yo, if I gotta go negative, I just push the eggs back in for later. Don't you?
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No. Like, no....
Never.
Literally no one does that...
Are... Are you okay?