Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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(Fahrenheit. In Celsius this would be deadly)

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[–] chiliedogg 50 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You're taking a risk. It could be -270°

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's fine, it's close enough to 0k

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

i always feel so cozy at 0 kelvin

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i bet that you think that youre being acute

[–] Lost_My_Mind 5 points 1 month ago

You think I'm cute??? blushes

No YOU shut up! Oh, wait, we weren't doing that one ...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

That's true. That would not be very nice.